Friday, April 23, 2010

"Parking-lot Pimpin"

What is "parking-lot pimpin"? It is an action I define as;

Popular amongst the "younger crowd" of club goers. Usually after a club/party ends young people, esp. males, will stand in the parking lot with their boys sometimes in the open, but often next to high priced vehicles such as an Escalade or a Benz that they've rented from a Rent-A-Car and must have returned by 10am the following morning.

Males perform this action with hopes of catching the interest of a young lady strolling through the parking lot leaving the club on her way to her car. The goal of these young men is to create such a contact with these women in hopes of "hooking up" at the end of the night!

Well to all you "parking-lot pimpers" I have a question for you. If you can't attract a woman inside of the club where there's the influence of alcohol and music, which can make a woman much more provocative on and off the dance floor, WHAT IN THE HELL makes you think you're going to talk a girl into "hooking up" at the end of the night outside the club? It's likely she's trying to leave the bar to hook up with someone else whose already at home and not standing outside in the parking lot because they obviously have wayyyy more "game" than you do! Perhaps we should try another approach fellas? Just a thought!

4 comments:

  1. sometimes in the club its to loud or you spent your night talking to a girl and she won't one night you but in the parking lot you meet a girl who is also looking to hook up....also there have been many nights where my boys and i didn't go out and come to the spots at closing time to pick up chicks and the worst part about it is that it works, which then sets my standards of acceptance in whack...also you don't really need a nice car to pick up most of these midwestern girls.

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  2. Sorry if I offend you my "parking-lot pimp" homey, but to go against your argument, never have I been in a club where its been "too loud" for conversation. If she wants to talk to you she'll find a way. Therefore, if she's saying its too loud to talk to you in the club and leaves without holding your hand to lead you to a room less noisy, chances are she's not feeling the situation. ITS JUST AN EXCUSE! As far as your "acceptance of standards", when standards are lowered ANYONE can get laid. Hell, somewhere in Tijuana there's woman "dating" a donkey! Whose the jack ass that lowered their standards in that situation?! Maybe this should be the initial move at the start of the night!...lowering of standards that is.

    oh and Oliver....please tell me the night you and your boys would go out JUST to parking lot pimp was in your "younger" years when you first started being old enough to hit the club, and NOT last weekend?!?!lol

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  3. oh for sure son we went when we just turned 21 and it was fun but back then our standards weren't that high so when we realized one night that we could parking lot pimp and it worked we gave it a couple of tries but never really into it. other than that it is funny looking back at those days in the late 90's and early 200's

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  4. The biggest surprise i have is that you right so well... so darn well matter of fact

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